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Hot Mess Express

$8.00

Hop aboard the Hot Mess Express! Where chaos meets charm, and every bar is a wild, wonderful mess — just like life.

Crafted from a nourishing blend of shea butter and goat milk, this soap doesn’t just clean, it celebrates your perfectly imperfect self. Each bar is a one-of-a-kind masterpiece, packed with shreds and swirls from past soap batches — making every piece uniquely colorful, textured, and scented.

It’s a little messy, totally eco-friendly, and all kinds of fabulous — because who wants boring when you can have magic?

Why You’ll Love It:

  • Deeply moisturizing shea + goat milk goodness

  • Zero-waste, eco-conscious soap-making love

  • Surprise textures & scents in every bar — no two are alike!

  • A splash of glorious chaos in your daily cleanse

Perfect For:
Free spirits, adventure lovers, and anyone who embraces the messiness of life with a smile.

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Hop aboard the Hot Mess Express! Where chaos meets charm, and every bar is a wild, wonderful mess — just like life.

Crafted from a nourishing blend of shea butter and goat milk, this soap doesn’t just clean, it celebrates your perfectly imperfect self. Each bar is a one-of-a-kind masterpiece, packed with shreds and swirls from past soap batches — making every piece uniquely colorful, textured, and scented.

It’s a little messy, totally eco-friendly, and all kinds of fabulous — because who wants boring when you can have magic?

Why You’ll Love It:

  • Deeply moisturizing shea + goat milk goodness

  • Zero-waste, eco-conscious soap-making love

  • Surprise textures & scents in every bar — no two are alike!

  • A splash of glorious chaos in your daily cleanse

Perfect For:
Free spirits, adventure lovers, and anyone who embraces the messiness of life with a smile.

Hop aboard the Hot Mess Express! Where chaos meets charm, and every bar is a wild, wonderful mess — just like life.

Crafted from a nourishing blend of shea butter and goat milk, this soap doesn’t just clean, it celebrates your perfectly imperfect self. Each bar is a one-of-a-kind masterpiece, packed with shreds and swirls from past soap batches — making every piece uniquely colorful, textured, and scented.

It’s a little messy, totally eco-friendly, and all kinds of fabulous — because who wants boring when you can have magic?

Why You’ll Love It:

  • Deeply moisturizing shea + goat milk goodness

  • Zero-waste, eco-conscious soap-making love

  • Surprise textures & scents in every bar — no two are alike!

  • A splash of glorious chaos in your daily cleanse

Perfect For:
Free spirits, adventure lovers, and anyone who embraces the messiness of life with a smile.

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